Fine…here you go!
Alex Mercer / Prototype cosplay: Me
Gifs: Lysa Bell
because its about time you learn that life is disappointing
Phone: “please connect the charger”
that’s right, beg for it my little bitch
An efficient fuck-ton of human hair references
[AND GO TO THIS WEBSITE if you want creative hair styles (pretty much just feminine hairstyles, but they’re fucking creative, nonetheless [they get better toward the end..]).
studies show its always my fault
accidentally picked the wrong seats in an airplane/theater au?
hugged the wrong person from behind au?
wrong person waved back au???
TOOK THE WRONG COFFEE ORDER AU
THE MAILMAN DELIVERED A WEIRD PACKAGE (sEX TOYSSS) TO THE WRON GHOUSE AU
WALKING INTO THE WRONG DORM ROOM AU
SAT DOWN IN THE WRONG CLASS AU
CALLED THE WRONG NUMBER AU
GOT INTO/WAVED AT THE WRONG CAR AU
TOOK THE WRONG LUGGAGE AU
Game of Thrones Silhouettes - Created by Gato Lopez
Disney Plot Twists
- Meet the Robinsons - The Robinsons are Lewis’s future family.
- Bolt - The intro sequence was part of a TV show.
- The Princess and the Frog - Tiana and Naveen are transformed back into humans.
- Tangled - Flynn cuts Rapunzel’s hair.
- Winnie the Pooh - The Backson is real.
- Wreck-It Ralph - King Candy is secretly Turbo.
Frozen - Hans is a villian
I think we all know which is the biggest plot twist
How to have Sex:
- YURERU MAWARU FURERU SESTUNAAAAI KIMOCHI
so one time this asshole was harassing my friend and he gave her a note that said “hey pretty wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and like the fucking badass she is and because she’s a gymnast, she got up and did a fucking backflip in the middle of class
oh my fucking god